#1 Yapper - 15.5" x 31.5" Desk Mat

I didn't realize just how hard it was to keep yapping on text for as long as I need to in order to pad out the #1 Yapper's product descriptions. Like, I feel like it's easier to yap with your voice, but I often find myself trailing off after a while anyway. Though I guess that only ever happens if I don't have a topic I'm ready to talk about; happens to the best of us. I'll supplement this section by saying that, did you know that typing keyboards used to be alphabetical? Can you imagine yourself yapping online with an alphabetical keyboard? Well, I guess if that were still the norm then we'd adapt just fine. You know what I miss? Keypads on cellphones. Buttons on cellphones in general! I hate the newer ones where it's all  just screen, where's that One button at the bottom that I can fidget with??? Anyway, I hope you like this mat, it is very big!